Umphrey's McGee: "National Loser Anthem"

["Loser" Verse 1] In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables Dog food skulls with the beefcake pantyhose Kill the headlights and put it in neutral Stock car flaming with the loser in the cruise control Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat Someone came in saying I’m insane to complain About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt Don’t believe everything that you breathe You've got a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve So shave your face with some mace in the dark Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park Yo, cut it ["Loser" Hook] Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? ["The National Anthem" Verse 1] Everyone Everyone around here Everyone is so near It's holding on ["The National Anthem" Verse 2] Everyone Everyone is so near Everyone has got the fear It's holding on It's holding on ["Loser" Hook] Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? [Instrumental Interlude] ["In The Air Tonight" Chorus] I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord ["Loser" Verse 2] Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare Ban all the music with the phony gas chamber Cause one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job The daytime crap with the folksinger slob He hung himself with a guitar string A slab of turkey-neck and its hanging from a pigeon wing You can't get right if you can't relate Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate And my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite Who’s choking on the splinters ["In The Air Tonight" Chorus] I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord Can you feel it in the air in the night, oh Lord, oh Lord And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord, oh Lord["In The Air Tonight" Chorus] I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord, oh Lord I can feel it oh, oh Lord And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord, oh Lord Oh Lord["Loser" Hook] Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?